A brutally honest, hilarious, and painfully relatable introduction to Hati Love - the internet’s most fed-up dater, your new best friend, and the only person saying what we’re all thinking about modern dating.
2/1/2025
If you've ever woken up to a "wyd?" text at 3 AM and felt your soul physically leave your body…
If you’ve ever watched someone you actually liked view your Instagram story but not reply to your text…
If you’ve ever sat through a date so bad you started mentally composing your resignation letter from dating altogether…
💔 Congratulations - you are exactly who Hati Love was made for. 💔
Modern Dating is a Circus. And We’re the Unpaid Clowns.
We didn’t sign up for this.
We signed up for love. Connection. For a relationship that doesn’t end, let alone with someone disappearing mid-text.
Instead, we got:
❌ Ghosting like it’s an Olympic sport.
❌ Situationships that last longer than some marriages.
❌ Swiping so much we should be earning frequent flyer miles.
Introducing Hati Love: The Woman. The Myth. The Dating Survivor.
We created Hati Love because, let’s be honest, we needed someone to say what we’re all thinking about dating in 2025.
✨ She’s been ghosted. She’s been breadcrumbed.
✨ She’s checked her phone 57 times for a reply - while aggressively pretending she “doesn’t care.”
✨ She’s mentally planned a wedding with someone who never texted back.
✨ She’s tried (and failed) to go no-contact, then lied about it.
✨ She’s lost hope, regained hope, and questioned all her life choices at least twice a week.
(She’s not okay, but she’s funny, and honestly, that’s all that matters.)
Hati Love is your internet best friend, your brutally honest dating coach, and your fellow survivor of the dating app apocalypse.
She Exists for Every Single Person Who’s Been Told…
💔 “It’ll happen when you least expect it.” (So I should stop expecting human decency?)
💔 “Just work on yourself first.” (I have! I’m evolved! Where is he?!)
💔 “Why are you still single?” (If you have survived this question without punching the other person square in the face we applaud you.)
She’s had stints at every major (and non-major) dating app - and she finally got tired of playing the game.
So, she built something better.
💡 No rose jail.
💡 No chat graveyard.
💡 Just every match turning into a 5-minute call.
Because connection starts when we actually talk.
Join the dating revolution