The Hati Love Chronicles: A Survivor’s Guide to Modern Dating

I thought dating apps would be fun. You know, like… you’d actually date on them and eventually find love.

Instead, I found myself in a dystopian experiment where people vanish mid-conversation, “wyd?” is a personality type, and one guy brought his actual mother on a date.

Dating feels like a second job, except:
❌ I’m not getting paid.
❌ The benefits include a weekly existential crisis.
❌ The work environment is 100% hostile to my self-esteem.
 

💡 But here’s the thing—dating apps were never built for love.
 

They were built for endless scrolling, quick dopamine hits, and treating people like disposable profiles. And somehow, we all just… accepted that?
 

Not anymore.
 

Over the next ten chapters, I’ll take you through:
✅ The worst first date of all time (yes, worse than yours).
✅ The secret to standing out in a sea of mediocrity.
✅ How to spot a walking red flag before they ruin your life.
 

And more.
 

Because dating shouldn’t feel like an Olympic sport. And the future of dating isn’t AI-it’s real human connection.
 

And I’m here to prove it.

xoxo Hati Love
 

Tag your single friends. Stay tuned. The tea is coming. 🍵